Onlinespel

I had a friend who worked at Walmart and he always had awesome stories.

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One of the best ones was the day after World of Warcraft came out. He said one of those handicapped vans parked right in the front entrance of the store. Then, a a giant rumbling sound emerged from the back. Some old woman jumped down out of the driver seat, went to the back and opened it, and one of those handicap ramps starts coming down with a teenager who he said had to be at least 600 lbs laying on it. He started yelling at my friend to get him his "damned cart" . my friend told him all carts were currently in use by customers who actually needed them, and that if he couldn't walk the 20 feet to the cart station he was out of luck. The fatty started crying and tiny grandma hand to get his wheelchair for him. His grandma first had to take him to the returns section, because the day before she had bought him Warcraft 3 instead of World of Warcraft. Then she had to wheel him to the back of the store the electronics department. Keep in mind, this is an 80 year old woman pushing a 600lb kid in a wheel chair. They get to the back only to see some kids walking away from the World of Warcraft kiosk with seemingly the last copies. Fatty screams " Noooooooooooooooooo push me faster grandma god loving damnit" . She tries to push him faster but can't, so he screams in some gutter Klingon language and starts to push himself, leaving her behind . He got going pretty fast, and his brakes couldn't handle all that momentum, and he toppled to the ground , smashing the kiosk into pieces. He also had to pay for the 5 boxes of WoW he smashed into pancakes. He said once security got there, they picked him up, and he had a copy stuck to his fat face.

Men det är ju ändå bara koderna man vill ha när man köp... eller jag menar, Amerikaner...

Nej. Det är så man blir av att spela WoW. Till och med innan man hunnit köpa det.

I det ögonblick du överväger att köpa det så blir din kroppsvikt 272,4 kg och ditt modersmål ändras till guttural klingoniska. Inga undantag.

Jag fick det i födelsedagspresent, betyder det att pappa gick upp i vikt istället?

Ja. Men han kan ha bantat bort den och lärt sig svenska igen, så att det skulle blivit en överraskning.

Jag såg en gång en neger när min lillebror spelade wow. WoW är alltså rasistiskt!